just an extraordinary handsome-healthy-wealthy-wise SWM Mr.NiceGuy seeking a spectacularly sexy and hilariously funny cum-guzzling gutter-slut sperm-burper for spending hours of Sudoku & crossword-puzzle solving before performing wild carnival-clown circus-orgy monkey-sex in the bedroom that could last days! Is that your thing? Know anyone? lol
FUN FACT: I call my penis "kielbasa" because its long fat meaty Polish sausage. [TMI?]
ENDURANCE: I can cum 7 times in 11 hours so my nickname is Mr.7Eleven. HBU?
My pickup-line? NO, my PROMISE!: "Ever had a 24HourOrgasm?"🕐💦… WANT ONE??? 😈
